bottledWalter

Written: 4/4/01
Words: Walter Koning

Ties $6.00
In this city we can hardly give away a tie
So we charge $6.00

Ties $6.00
What shall I tell them to wear it with
A sweater of denim or a t-shirt

Tie $6.00
If I sell $200 worth at this decent price
I’ll have 34 less ties

Ties $6.00
Umbrellas on rainy days, hats on game days
Simply ties today

Ties $6.00
For Thursday golf meetings to impress the clients
For casual Mondays

Ties $6.00
They make a great gift for a man who has it all
An easy way out

Ties $6.00
Lunch today at gourmet burger
Beer after work with co-workers
No thank you, I’d rather not spill on my $6.00 tie